Merch for the perpetually hustling and slightly hopeful.
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Rent's up, the vibes are down, and somehow we're all still grinding. "Will Work For Gum" is the cardboard sign turned into a fit — a little wink for everyone doing their best out there. It's not deep. It's gum. Wear it well.
Tees, hoodies, hats. Soft, simple, low-key funny.
Say what everyone's thinking without saying a word. Conversation starter included, free of charge.
Got a gum-brained idea for a design? Send it. We feature our favorites and collab with artists on limited drops — you keep your rights, we just put it on a shirt. Everybody eats. (Or at least chews.)
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